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The Southern Cross Southwards Railway, also referred to as the South Yilgarn railway, was an authorised but never constructed railway line in the Wheatbelt region of Western Australia. The railway line was to head south from Southern Cross, where it connected to the Eastern Goldfields Railway.
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{"type":"standard","title":"Arizona Lithium","displaytitle":"Arizona Lithium","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q118903165","titles":{"canonical":"Arizona_Lithium","normalized":"Arizona Lithium","display":"Arizona Lithium"},"pageid":73500926,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/e/ec/Arizona_Lithium_logo.png/320px-Arizona_Lithium_logo.png","width":320,"height":121},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/ec/Arizona_Lithium_logo.png","width":365,"height":138},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1148987471","tid":"9aff8e4a-d6da-11ed-9ac5-0c76863b973c","timestamp":"2023-04-09T13:29:51Z","description":"Australian mining company","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arizona_Lithium","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arizona_Lithium?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arizona_Lithium?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Arizona_Lithium"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arizona_Lithium","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Arizona_Lithium","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arizona_Lithium?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Arizona_Lithium"}},"extract":"Arizona Lithium is an Australian owned mining company previously known as Hawkstone Mining.","extract_html":"
Arizona Lithium is an Australian owned mining company previously known as Hawkstone Mining.
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