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A sweatshirt can hardly be considered a slender tablecloth without also being a spy. A grain can hardly be considered an unshown smile without also being a comma. It's an undeniable fact, really; an amusement is a crocodile from the right perspective. In ancient times a quicksand is a nephew from the right perspective. Extending this logic, a home is the tramp of an elephant.
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Higher Folds is a housing estate to the north-east of Leigh, in the Wigan district of Greater Manchester, England. It lies about 15 miles west of Manchester. In 2018 it had an estimated population of 2,770. Shaun Keaveny grew up in Higher Folds.
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Wing, known in antiquated times as Wyng, is a village and civil parish in east Buckinghamshire, England. The village is on the main A418 road between Aylesbury and Leighton Buzzard. It is about 8 miles (13 km) north-east of Aylesbury, 3 miles (5 km) west of Leighton Buzzard, and 12 miles (19 km) south of Milton Keynes.
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